Jennifer's Body

What Jack Says.....

I can't even describe how excited I am to review this movie! I am as surprised as everyone else that this movie was actually good. I can't believe that every pre-pubescent boy in America wasn't nutting themselves over this movie. I am seriously shocked that this movie didn't get more press.

Why may you ask am I so surprised? Three things happened in this movie to make it amazing:

1. Megan Fox plays a Vampire, Zombie, blood sucking piece of awesomeness! She not only bites them, she rips their stomachs out and drinks their blood as if she were drinking from a stream.

2. Megan Fox traipses around in nearly nothing for more then half the movie. Even when she is wearing clothes they are pretty non-existent.

3. Girl on Girl action with Amanda Seyfried. What more could you ask for?

Really teenage boys of America? You couldn't throw a few extra bucks at this movie in the box office? I am shocked at you.

I really didn't know what I was getting into with this movie and as I recall the trailers didn't represent this as a horror film. This was certainly a campy cult type horror movie and there are not enough of those these days. Yes, it was predictable but the screenwriting more then made up for it. This was the sophomore debut for Diablo Cody's writing and I think she did a great job. If anyone was looking for another Juno script you won't get it. Not in this movie and not ever again. That was just pure genius and that only comes around once. This script was still fitting for the movie and I enjoyed it. 

Here's a little piece of trivia for everyone. The end song for this movie is "Violet" by Hole off of the Live Through This album. There is actually a song on this album called Jennifer's Body, but I figure they opted out of using it because of the lack of popularity.

I will probably get a swift slap in the face from every reviewer on the planet for this, but I give this one a very enthusiastic 9. Yep, a 9. Accept it.