Eclipse

What Jack Says...

Man there were some good wigs in this movie. That's pretty sad that that is the best thing I have to say right out of the gate. Of course Jacob has a fantastic bod, but that would have been so predictable. The wigs really were great.

So, this is the best of the Twilight movies though that isn't saying much. I honestly didn't dislike this movie, but I didn't think it was anything wonderful. There were a few key elements that stayed true to the book and the director was able to capture it's essence. The director is David Slade and he directed Hard Candy. He is a master at the art of tension and anticipation in a scene where there is nothing but conversation and emotion. He doesn't need a score to make you feel something.

There was one scene in particular that if they would have screwed it up I would have slowly died. It would have been like people saying they don't believe in fairies. The scene I speak of is the one in the tent with Jacob, Bella, and Edward. This is such a pivotal part of the story because it is where Edward finally admits that Jacob is better for Bella, but ultimately it is Bella's decision to make. Up until this point they pretty much just scowl at each other and push one another around, but in this scene they actually have a conversation and it's hot.

Bryce Dallas Howard stepped in to take over the roll of Victoria for this installment. Wow, what a stupid bitch the other broad is for turning down the third movie. I won't even look up her name because it won't matter. She is a nobody and she will stay that way because she is stupid. Bryce Dallas Howard is one hot ginger and that is why she is so awesome.

Blah Blah Blah Jacob was hot, Edward was brooding and Bella was annoying. Am I looking forward to the fourth movie? Not really, but of course I will watch it.

P.S. Kristen Stewart is still my girlfriend. She can pretty much do what she wants because I will follow her anywhere. I'm like that stalker kid that knows where all you classes are and sit outside your locker. Nice.

I give this one a 7