A Different Kind of Movie Review

Most movie reviews give you the basics of the movie, but do they ever really tell you what you want to hear? Such as; was their any shaky camera stuff, or did anyone take their shirt off, or did the movie make you laugh so hard you wet your pants. Don't get me wrong we look at acting, directing, cinematography and other such film related items, but sometimes you just want to hear that Nathan Fillion took his shirt off or that Julliane Moore has saggy boobs. This is meant to be a real interpretation of what movie goers really want to see. Now it is time to sit back and enjoy the show.