Kick-Ass

What Jack Says.......

There are two words to describe this movie, Loved It! You thought I was going to say Kick Ass huh? You see how I did that?

No seriously this movie was amazing. It looks good from the trailers, but I had no idea how good it could really be. It completely blew my mind. They do shit in this movie that I just simply have never seen before. Hit Girl is officially the most bad ass action hero ever! This movie pulled out all the stops. The directing, script and score were awesome to boot! I can't say enough good things about this flick.

One side note. Nick Cage's disgusting turkey waddle of neck surprised me. I knew he was getting up in the years, but seriously if I had watched this movie in 3D I would have feared it jumping off the screen and eating me.

I give this one a solid 9. My best score yet!

What Hari Says..

Kick-Ass is a movie about a teen who wants to be a super hero. His first attempt leaves him badly beaten, with nerve damage and a renewed sense of heroism. Aaron Johnson, the actor who plays Kick-Ass, is super hot. I loved him in Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging. I am kind of scandalized that he is 20 and married to a 43 year old. Not only that, but they just had a baby!! Zoiks!

Anywayssss..... This movie was great. Nick Cage dies, which was a pleasant change from his usual screwing of hot chicks 30 years younger than him. Sorry if I ruined it for you, but if it was me, I'd watch it just because he dies! The story is funny, the action is fun and cool because most of the fight scenes are perpetrated by a 11 year old girl! Awesome!


Overall, I give this movie a 9. Not the greatest movie I've ever seen, but a really good one that I would like to add to my library.