I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

What Jack says......

I was totally going to record this movie and then I realized it was retarded. Hari, you will seriously watch anything. I won't be watching this one. Not even for free.

What Hari Says...

I had to look on Amazon and see what genre they put this movie down as.  I was pretty sure it was supposed to be a comedy, but I just thought it was sad.  The typical bachelor party gone wrong movie.  Total douche bag dude takes "the good guy" to a strip club and they get in trouble with the "cool girl girlfriend".  Like yeah, if you just hadn't lied to me, I would totally be ok with you fucking other girls the night before the wedding!  Really!!??!!  

I did like the Jesse Bradford story line, where he is scarred from a cheating girlfriend and he hates all women, but falls in love with the gritty, yet gorgeous stripper.  That was kinda funny.  I liked that she talked shit back to him.  But it wasn't enough to save the movie. 

What did almost save the movie was the midget sex scene.  That was FUNNY.  But it got short sheeted by the beat up dopey groom who is all pissed off cuz his douche bag friends bailed on him.  (eye roll).  Lame.  I did not like that the midget stripper had those toe sock things.  Those are disgusting and as soon as I'm in charge we are having a mass burning of those and the dude that invented them is getting his intestines pulled out and burned while he is still alive.  

Poo Warning.  If you have a sensitive stomach, the diarrhea scene made me physically ill.  I'm pretty tough when it comes to stuff like that, but WOW that was freaking nasty.  It was funny as hell that Tracie Lords plugged the toilet. Butt that was some nasty shit!  Literally!! :))

                                 

                                                               Overall, another 5.  Just eh....