Teeth

What Hari Says...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!  This movie was HYSTERICAL!  So this chick, Dawn,  has a genetic mutation and has shark teeth in her hooohaaa!  Matt from Nip Tuck plays a dirty, nasty skeez of a half brother, trying to get in her pants.  Dawn gets molested and raped by various dumbass dudes and her vajaja BITES off their peckers.  Seriously, does it get any better?  It was gross and bloody, so in my book an A+!!  Oh Oh oh here is an example of some of the dialogue, "oh yeah, baby.  Yes! Yes! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! CHOMP!!!!! plop."
 She totally needs to own that shit and go on a rampage!!
Teeheehee...  

Overall, I'd give it a 6.  I wouldn't go out and buy it, but I'd recommend it to others.