I am not even going to say who stars in this movie, because it doesn't really matter. No one is on the screen for more then a few minutes. The highly odd thing about this movie is that they give Michael Cera top billing and he is only in it for 3 minutes. No joke, I counted and it was 3 minutes. If that isn't bad enough, it took 51 minutes for him to show up. This movie is only an hour and a half so, I had to go through almost an hour of bull shit before I got to the person I actually wanted to see.
Movie studios should not be able to give an actor top billing if they are barely in the movie. That is my thought. This movie basically follows various high school kids through their fucked up sexual encounters. This movie tried really hard to be Y.P.F, but it fell short HARD.
There is one section of this movie that is pretty funny. There are various sections with Matthew Lillard that are educational. He plays himself and he basically gives people sexual advice. It is really only funny because he is a complete train wreck and why would anyone take advice from him.
At no point is this movie worth watching. There wasn't one single hot guy that took his shirt off and all the hot chicks hooked up with fat guys. What is up with that? Oh, and as if the rubber vagaina, the girl screwing a blue ball puppet, and the guy blowing blueberry muffin mix out his ass weren't bad enough, they break out into song and sing about this guys tiny penis.
Wow, just way bad. I would skip this one completely. Thank god Michael Cera has done so much more since this. I have no idea how he bounced back.
I give this one a 2 because I didn't shut it off. Shame on me.
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