What Jack says........
OK so let me just get this one out in the open. I have not seen nor will I ever see this heaping pile of shit. I don't even know what this movie is about and I hate it already. I was with Hari in the movie theatre before it came out and she was just screaming at the poster asking it why it would ever become a movie since the book was so horrible. It was actually pretty funny.
From a glimpse of the trailer I thought there was some smokin' hot guy in it that I thought might serve as a reason to see it, but now I am looking at the cast list and the for the life of me I can't figure out who it is. I pretty much avoid anything with Julia Roberts like the plague. I am going to quote Lord of the Rings and say that they need to "cast it into the fiery chasm from whence it came" because I am convinced that she is the devil. I will give her credit for Pretty Woman because that movie is ridiculously entertaining, but that is it.
There is only one movie in which I don't want to chop her head off and that movie is Closer. The only reason I don't want her dead in that movie is because I feel she plays herself which is a horrible, unflattering, cheating, liar of a woman and I think that fits.
So, in conclusion I don't care how much the critics love this movie I won't be seeing it. Die Julia and stop making movies.
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